I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
