I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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