Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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