We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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