big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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