Sponge bath it is.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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