So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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