worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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