Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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