Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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