No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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