hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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