like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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