Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
