So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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