god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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