It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
