Don't you send me to vm
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
im calling her cock vulture from now on
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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