Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
That's how pantless uber rides happen
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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