Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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