I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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