Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
