all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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