Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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