The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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