i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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