Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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