Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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