And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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