Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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