He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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