I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You're like the curious george of whores
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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