So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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