hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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