Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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