I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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