We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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