hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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