Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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