i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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