Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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