so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
