She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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