I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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