Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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