That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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