i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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