You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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