I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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