Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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